Currently writing at 180 Amsterdam
Hi, my name’s Jonah.
I find it a bit uncomfortable and self-absorbed to talk about myself.
So here’s my bio written as if it were for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson:
I find it a bit uncomfortable and self-absorbed to talk about myself.
So here’s my bio written as if it were for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson:
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is an average-height, medium-build creative who avoids the gym and the spotlight.
A dual citizen of the US and Italy, Johnson knows his way around pizza, pasta, and Chinese food.
Born and raised in Washington, DC, Johnson has spent the last eight years all around Europe, from studying philosophy in the Netherlands, to freelancing in Berlin, to—famously—designing motion graphics for an Austrian company that makes GPS collars for cats and dogs.
After living in six countries, Johnson has learned two things above all else:
-customs officers don’t like jokes
-language barriers can result in brushing your teeth with denture glue
-customs officers don’t like jokes
-language barriers can result in brushing your teeth with denture glue
Eventually, Johnson attended ad school in London, where upon graduating Brexit forced him to start his ad career in Amsterdam.
Known for his unwavering emotional support of his friends and family, Johnson had bestowed upon him the nickname “The Rock.”
